Getting
old and growing wiser are clearly not always in unison with one
another, especially when you're talking about yours truly. I
brilliantly went out and re-injured my back playing hockey (beautifully depicted in this pic), and let
me tell you, it's a complete bummer. The best part about this tale of
woe is that I actually hurt it while tying my skates in the locker
room - it's almost too crazy to even believe. I was lacing up my
skates and started to tighten them when I twisted around in a strange
manner, at least I think it was strange, and tweaked my back. I felt
it immediately, and let me tell you, I was so bummed. The familiar
throb of pain was emanating from the usual location on my lower back.
I stopped what I was going and tried to stand up and stretch, which
helped a little, but didn't alleviate the problem. The other guys
were probably tripping out on me if they even noticed me, which is
probably more accurate.
I was
able to lace up my skates and even played hockey, which in retrospect
was probably not the best idea. Stupid is as stupid does, right? It
did dawn on me, however, that if I went down on the ice, I might have
a hard time getting back up. I didn't get too crazy and if you can
believe this, my back didn't really hurt as long as I was standing
upright, or in this case, skating upright. Sitting doesn't hurt too
bad, either. It's really the transition from sitting to standing
where it hurts the most.
Whatever
the case, I'm suffering now. I hurt my back on Monday and played
hockey again on Thursday, so clearly it's not as bad as I'm making it
out to be, but it's a bummer nonetheless. The kids and mom were
teasing me by indicating that I needed to come up with a more
dramatic story about how I hurt my back - tying my skates just wasn't
cool enough, though it's funny for the dork/klutz factor.
Being
hurt puts a bit of a damper on splitting wood and doing my condition
workout, though skating twice a week is pretty hard work in and of
itself. The pain is not as excruciating as what I've experienced in
the past, but it is a challenge to stand completely upright. I have a
major stoop. Could this be my destiny?
I also
worked on Saturday night and I think that exacerbated things a bit.
Then again, just about everything exacerbates it, so I might was well
stop whining about it (too late) and just deal. I have noticed one
thing - it's important to keep moving as opposed to lying on the
couch and feeling sorry for myself, even though I would like to do
the latter more than anything.
Until
the next time, thanks for reading, and thanks to George Gertner for the pic.
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